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swum right through the air
it did
I didn't
I was on the ground
and I hugged it

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Ed, you could have been eaten!!

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eh

[edward plz]

I've punched a shark to death
I've punched a flying shark to death

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Well, I'm very proud of you?

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for the hugging or the punching

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Actually, I'm not sure which. Both?

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any been bothering you

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I don't think so. My life has been remarkably shark free.

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good
that changes, punch it in the eye

or get me

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Well, I will certainly do . . . one of those things.

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if it's the punching one, mind the teeth
they've got loads

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Yes, Ed. That is what they're known for.

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feel like they're known for the fins, mate

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I'm quite sure it's the teeth.

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six of one, dozens of the other

either way, do we have a needle and thread somewhere

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I might have some. Why?

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I punched a flying shark

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I'll see what I can do.

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I can do the sewing bit

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Isn't that painful?

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compared to what
being slapped
being stabbed

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Some things can just be painful without comparing them to . . . other painful things.

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suppose so
I'd say it's less painful than leaving a wound open, though

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That's something, I suppose.

Don't you want to find a doctor?

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what for
their stitches more magical here or what

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They may have better science?

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better than sewing yourself shut

[listen that's the height of brilliance what are you saying]

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Probably?

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[hm hm hm

hm]

where, then

[The Trust(TM)]

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I'm not sure. But we could ask!

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can I not sew it up while we investigate

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Maybe a bandage first.

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if that's what we find first

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It can't be that hard.