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[passiveaggression]

Well, I will certainly do . . . one of those things.

[fxckery]

if it's the punching one, mind the teeth
they've got loads

[passiveaggression]

Yes, Ed. That is what they're known for.

[fxckery]

feel like they're known for the fins, mate

[passiveaggression]

I'm quite sure it's the teeth.

[fxckery]

six of one, dozens of the other

either way, do we have a needle and thread somewhere

[passiveaggression]

I might have some. Why?

[fxckery]

I punched a flying shark

[passiveaggression]

I'll see what I can do.

[fxckery]

I can do the sewing bit

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Isn't that painful?

[fxckery]

compared to what
being slapped
being stabbed

[passiveaggression]

Some things can just be painful without comparing them to . . . other painful things.

[fxckery]

suppose so
I'd say it's less painful than leaving a wound open, though

[passiveaggression]

That's something, I suppose.

Don't you want to find a doctor?

[fxckery]

what for
their stitches more magical here or what

[passiveaggression]

They may have better science?

[fxckery]

better than sewing yourself shut

[listen that's the height of brilliance what are you saying]

[passiveaggression]

Probably?

[fxckery]

[hm hm hm

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where, then

[The Trust(TM)]

[passiveaggression]

I'm not sure. But we could ask!

[fxckery]

can I not sew it up while we investigate

[passiveaggression]

Maybe a bandage first.

[fxckery]

if that's what we find first

[passiveaggression]

It can't be that hard.